{"id":267,"date":"2009-05-06T14:19:14","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T19:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/?p=267"},"modified":"2019-09-04T19:57:40","modified_gmt":"2019-09-05T00:57:40","slug":"267","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/?p=267","title":{"rendered":"Funny comic strip"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right;\"><div style=\"margin: 15px 15px 15px 15px\";><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3319935785736004\";\ngoogle_alternate_color = \"FFFFFF\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 234;\ngoogle_ad_height = 60;\ngoogle_ad_format = \"234x60_as\";\ngoogle_ad_type = \"text_image\";\ngoogle_ad_channel =\"\";\ngoogle_color_border = \"cccccc\";\ngoogle_color_link = \"cc0000\";\ngoogle_color_bg = \"ffffff\";\ngoogle_color_text = \"000000\";\ngoogle_color_url = \"008000\";\n\/\/--><\/script>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\n  src=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><p>A friend emailed me this hillarious comic strip.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/cat1.gif\" alt=\"Cat\" \/><br \/>\nPhase  1: You are listening to jazz \u2014 Your first day at work is great.  Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the  best!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/cat2.gif\" alt=\"Cat\" \/><br \/>\nPhase 2: You are  listening to pop music \u2014 After a while you  are so busy that you are not sure if you\u2019re coming or going  anymore.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/cat3.gif\" alt=\"Cat\" \/><br \/>\nPhase 3: You are  listening to heavy metal \u2014 This is what you  feel like at month end.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/cat4.gif\" alt=\"Cat\" \/><br \/>\nPhase 4: You are  listening to hip hop \u2014 You become bloated due to stress,  feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful  for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have  started thinking \u2018WHATEVER\u2019 about your boss.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/cat5.gif\" alt=\"Cat\" \/><br \/>\nPhase 5: You are  listening to GANGSTA RAP \u2014 After more time  passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a \u2018good hair day\u2019 feels  like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/cat6.gif\" alt=\"Cat\" \/><br \/>\nPhase 6: You are  listening to the voices in your head \u2014 You have build a  makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with  your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in  the first place. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend emailed me this hillarious comic strip. Phase 1: You are listening to jazz \u2014 Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best! Phase 2: You&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/?p=267\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[51,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1007,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions\/1007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}