{"id":31,"date":"2007-06-05T13:31:36","date_gmt":"2007-06-05T18:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/?p=31"},"modified":"2019-09-04T19:57:41","modified_gmt":"2019-09-05T00:57:41","slug":"31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"Server room security breached"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today while my associates were trying to install a new tape drive in the computer room, they made a gruesome discovery.\u00c2\u00a0 Here is how the tale unfolded.\u00c2\u00a0 Joe and Moe (names altered to protect their identity) were installing a tape drive on a rack mount server.\u00c2\u00a0 Moe went around the back of the server cabinet to plug in the cable for the tape drive.\u00c2\u00a0 Now the back of the server is cramped and not the most well lit part of the room.\u00c2\u00a0 He noticed something wedged between the cable arms of the Dell server.\u00c2\u00a0 Thinking that it was some kind of stuff toy, he poked at it with his index finger.\u00c2\u00a0 The thing was soft and had a furry feel, after some more probing Moe let out a high pitch shriek.\u00c2\u00a0 Basically he screamed like a girl were his description.\u00c2\u00a0 Moe screamed it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a rat and ran out from behind the server cabinet,\u00c2\u00a0 out the computer room leaving Joe bewildered and rolling on the ground with laughter.\u00c2\u00a0 Moe headed straight for the kitchen next door and scrubbed his hands with dish detergent.<\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;\"><div style=\"margin: 15px 15px 15px 15px\";><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3319935785736004\";\ngoogle_alternate_color = \"FFFFFF\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 250;\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\ngoogle_ad_format = \"250x250_as\";\ngoogle_ad_type = \"text_image\";\ngoogle_ad_channel =\"\";\ngoogle_color_border = \"cccccc\";\ngoogle_color_link = \"cc0000\";\ngoogle_color_bg = \"ffffff\";\ngoogle_color_text = \"000000\";\ngoogle_color_url = \"008000\";\n\/\/--><\/script>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\n  src=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><p>Well, it was a dead woodpecker wedged between the cable arm.\u00c2\u00a0 It must have been dead for some days, but did not smell because of the cool temperature in the computer room.\u00c2\u00a0 Poor bird, how it got into a secure computer room is a mystery.\u00c2\u00a0 How it got stuck between the cable arms is even a bigger mystery.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody wanted the gruesome task of removing the dead bird, so we resorted to paper rock and scissor method.\u00c2\u00a0 Well, Joe was the chosen one, he don a pair a rubber gloves and disappeared behind the server cabinet.\u00c2\u00a0 The server had to be pulled out to release the dead bird as it was stuck tight.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 The poor bird was then disposed in a black garbage bag and left outside the computer room.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/photos\/bird2.jpg\" alt=\"woodpecker\" height=\"280\" style=\"width: 320px; 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