{"id":38,"date":"2007-06-25T09:31:21","date_gmt":"2007-06-25T14:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/?p=38"},"modified":"2019-09-04T19:57:41","modified_gmt":"2019-09-05T00:57:41","slug":"jokes-emailed-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gamescheat.ca\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Jokes emailed to me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Husband asks, \u201cDo u know the meaning of WIFE??<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0\u201cWithout Information Fighting Everytime\u201d<br \/>\nWife replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, It means, \u201cWith Idiot For Ever !!!\u201d<br \/>\n=================================================<\/p>\n<p>Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?<br \/>\nB\u2019coz people started licking the wrong side.<br \/>\n=================================================<\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;\"><div style=\"margin: 15px 15px 15px 15px\";><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3319935785736004\";\ngoogle_alternate_color = \"FFFFFF\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 200;\ngoogle_ad_height = 200;\ngoogle_ad_format = \"200x200_as\";\ngoogle_ad_type = \"text_image\";\ngoogle_ad_channel =\"\";\ngoogle_color_border = \"cccccc\";\ngoogle_color_link = \"cc0000\";\ngoogle_color_bg = \"ffffff\";\ngoogle_color_text = \"000000\";\ngoogle_color_url = \"008000\";\n\/\/--><\/script>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\n  src=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><p>Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0Wife says \u201cIf you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>==================================================<\/p>\n<p>Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, \u201csend me a brother\u201d<br \/>\nSanta wrote back, \u201cSEND ME YOUR MOTHER\u201d<\/p>\n<p>==================================================<\/p>\n<p>What is the definition of Mistress?<br \/>\nSomeone between the Mister and Mattress<\/p>\n<p>===================================================<\/p>\n<p>Three Feelings: What\u2019s the difference between stress, tension and panic?<br \/>\nStress is when wife is pregnant,<\/p>\n<p>Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and<br \/>\nPanic is when both are pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>===================================================<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: u know the importance of period?<br \/>\nKid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one,<\/p>\n<p>my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.<\/p>\n<p>===================================================<\/p>\n<p>Woman asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours??<br \/>\nNo, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.<\/p>\n<p>===================================================<\/p>\n<p>Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.<br \/>\n1st: How urs look like?<br \/>\n2nd: She is 5\u20337, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. 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